(((ring))) (((ring-g-g-g-g))) *** pick up ***"Hello?"Hi honey, this is Daddy...is your Mummy near the phone?"



"No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"



After a brief pause Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,honey!"
"Oh Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mummy, right now!"
"Uh Okay then......here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy andUncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay Daddy!"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.Well I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran aroundscreaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool..... but he must haveforgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hitthe bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
*** long pause ***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?
"No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said.
"Oooooppppssss....sorry wrong number!"

(((环)))(((环777777克)))******拿起"喂"? 喜蜂蜜,这是你爸爸::妈咪附近打电话? ""没有爸爸, 她的舅舅在楼上的寝室坦率"经过短暂停顿爸爸说, "但你没有一个舅舅坦率、蜂蜜啊!" "哦,我和他在楼上寝室木乃伊、 现在! ""嗯::还好当时这里的我想你. 放下电话, 楼上敲而言,卧室门口喊anduncle坦率地说,爸爸妈妈的轿车刚刚停在屋外. ""没关系,爸爸! "几分钟后小女孩回来给我做什么phone.well你说 爸爸. " "什么事?" 他问. "好了,妈妈都害怕得,跳出床无衣服、冉左右喊着 然后她跌倒地毯来到飞出窗外,现在她前面的全部罹难. " "哦,我的上帝!!!!!叔叔坦率什么"? "他跳出床无衣服太害怕,他和他都跳出后窗入游泳池::但他必须haveforgot,上周你掏出所有清洁用水, 于是他hitthe底游泳池,现在他的一切太真实死亡. " ******长期停顿然后爸爸说:"游泳池? ? ? ? 这是555-7039. "不! 这是555-7093"小女孩说:" oooooppppssss错号码:对不起! "

你写的什么这是翻译吗  郁闷

就是 我也去翻译了一便  是错的  就象昨天我给你写的   不是也翻译错拉啊

，谁给翻译的？自动翻译？mygod！